Terry Pratchett quotes

2008-08-24T14:37:29Z

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Genius is always allowed some leeway, once the hammer has been pried from its hands and the blood has been cleaned up.

He was the sort of person who stood on mountaintops during thunderstorms in wet copper armour shouting "All the Gods are bastards."

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewere, would much rather you weren't doing.

Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.

Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out til too late that he's been playing with two queens all along.

Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.

Taxation is just a sophisticated way of demanding money with menaces.

The intelligence of the creature known as a crowd, is the square root of the number of people in it.

The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.

They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.

Writing is the most fun you can have by yourself.

Jamie's Elsewhere

2008-05-27T01:54:52Z

http://www.byroglyphics.com/

2008-05-12T14:13:24Z

"Never be satisfied with what you achieve"
http://www.byroglyphics.com/

atopicone @ 2008-05-09T14:05:00

2008-05-09T06:11:58Z

my city screams,
water will burn

always meeting this way

2008-05-07T12:05:16Z

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i killed somebody

2008-05-06T18:16:29Z

find me

2008-03-23T19:44:28Z

someone find tom and dig him out